Freaking out since 1978.

I love records and boys with beards and miniature anythings and shaking my ass to the rock & roll and learning new things and making stuff and never, ever stopping.

I hate candy.
Nov 08
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Possibly my favourite song ever recorded.

“Sweet Virginia” by the Rolling Stones.

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I can’t wait to see this.

I mean, really, it involves 3 of my favourite things:
- rock & roll
- the high seas
- Philip Seymour Hoffman

Doesn’t get much better than that.

Nov 07
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S.O.S.

I never thought I would be the kind of person who had a hair stylist - like, one person they always went to. But living here, I became one. My girl is amazing, but guess what? I just called to make an appointment, and found out SHE HAS STOPPED DOING HAIR.

I feel frantic.
What will my bangs do without her?!

Nov 06
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Your tongue is sharp, but I miss the taste of it.
— Peter Bjorn & John - “The Chills”
Nov 04
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These new ads are single handedly making sure I never drink anything but water, tea, or seltzer ever again.
Disgustingly brilliant.

These new ads are single handedly making sure I never drink anything but water, tea, or seltzer ever again.

Disgustingly brilliant.

Nov 03
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I’m not going to lie to you.
If I don’t get these, I might die.

I’m not going to lie to you.

If I don’t get these, I might die.

Oct 31
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Happy Halloween, internerd.

Happy Halloween, internerd.

Oct 27
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Foot, Meet Mouth

Today while shaking hands with a freakishly handsome new business associate, the “Nice to meet you” I heard in my head, actually came out as, “Thank you.”

Pretty awesome.

Oct 26
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I’m in the process of switching careers, and tonight while looking for comp card ideas, I found this awesome site that had one of Twiggy’s old comp cards!
Might I add: this is the cleanest, best looking comp card I have ever seen.

I’m in the process of switching careers, and tonight while looking for comp card ideas, I found this awesome site that had one of Twiggy’s old comp cards!

Might I add: this is the cleanest, best looking comp card I have ever seen.