2008

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Aye

I always get so uncomfortable when people have something wrong with their face, especially their...

Last Night's Conversation

Me: Is it Wednesday? Tuesday? No, Wednesday. Right?
Dana: You so don't have a job right now.

Real World changes location again, picks Red...

You are Out.

I just got home and realized that I missed the season premiere of Project Runway.Instead, I was...

Home Sweet Store

I did have a dream last night, but it wasn’t the one I feared.It was about the cheap ass store...

For the week...

It’s like you’ve stumbled upon the Cosmic Lost and Found Office, Sagittarius. Whether...

Cause, really, WHO CARES?

Oh, oops. I just had my first that-person-reblogged-me-and-didn’t-give-me-credit moment and...

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What do you get when you cross a bagel with an English...

Coming Together

I’ve decided to cut out the middle man. As a complete control freak, it’s a wonder I...

My baby brother is quite a looker.

New Band

1. The first article title on the page is the name of your band.2. The last four words of the very...

Word to the Wise

Never approach your friend on the streets of New York from behind and grab her purse. You will end...

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Again, with the Awesome

Lynn (extending her hand): I'm Lynn.
My landlord (shaking it): Tony Soprano.

“Nobody knows what you want except you. And nobody will be as...”
— Lillian Hellman (via...

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Fallon BFF Lyric Necklaces (via bellavita) I’m...

Photo by Sandlin Gaither, snagged from their myspace page. I...

Welcome to Red Hook

My Post Office is bullet proof.Is your’s?

The Only Thing I'd Ever Go to Ohio...

Today my mom told me that my uncle rented a bus for all of us (read: my mom, dad, 2 sisters,...

The Night Was Pretty Alright Too

Not much beats sitting on the stoop for hours, drinking wine, playing with the dog, and talking with...

This pretty much sums up my day. Nothing beats swimming in...

My picture of (one of) the Olafur Eliasson...

Pizza on a Roof in Tribeca

Love them!(And V’s kiddies?? - I wanna be her babysitter.) That’s all. Great night!

Le Sigh

I miss real thrift stores.

This Might Be the Week...

I think I am going to lose my shit.

“This cleanse is making me want cocaine. I’m betting...”
— Heather, on Day 1 of her...

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Brooklyn Bridge Fisheye

Also:

I fucking love Brooklyn.

Crush Queen

My fun job is bad news for me, friends. Baaaaad news. I like boys way too much.

Last night was insane.Believe it or not, this was Heather...

Sea Legs

When I finally went to bed last night this morning, I kept feeling like I was still on the boat,...

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Tonight we get to see the Olafur Eliasson Waterfalls from a...

Jackson and Lynn came over for stoop sitting, wine drinking,...

Cabin Fever

I’m very close to losing my fucking mind. Even though I feel like I should just stay home...

Coney Island, 1945 I kind of have a soft spot for Weegee.

The Key to Remaining Sane While Working...

Get up and get dressed every morning like you are going into some office. This way, even if you dick...

Note to Self

“Mind over matter” does not work when you are allergic to something.It only makes your...

An excerpt from an e-mail sent by my...

“She [my 15 year old cousin] has been working on her music but she has been a little...

In the Midnight Hour

I’ve really got to stop playing all day and just beginning work at midnight. I can’t...

Marfa Prada.  It’s a completely faux store outside of Marfa,...

Hilarity

I just said I had a crush on Sirius Black, and Everett said with an eye roll and a hint of...

Why I Hate Jeff and Matt

Jeff just bought not one, but two, Band of Outsiders suits.Matt just bought a Marc Jacobs suit.I...

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“Imperfection is beauty; madness is genius; and it is...”
— Marilyn Monroe (via...

Christmas in June

They’re here! They’re here! There’s nothing like being woken up by the sound of...

Just Sayin'

I hate the internet. It makes it way too easy to waste your time on retarded things that you...

Dear God

Kinko’s is the fucking worst place on earth.

Very simple things to do to catch a...

This is why I love Vanessa. That was exactly what I needed, after reading a dashboard full of...

(via michaelikesit) I’m so jealous! One of my best...

Counting Sheep

I cannot sleep. I have too many things swimming around in my head: ideas, fears, plans,...

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I already have some super sweet roller skates, but I kind of...

The Griswolds Meet the Morgans

Watching old National Lampoon’s movies is like watching my own family’s vacations.

Lola Staar's Dreamland Roller Rink

This is Dianna Carlin. This is why she’s fucking...

Keith Richards at Seattle Airport 1972 by Ethan Russell....

Midnight Disaster

I wonder at what age I will stop doing stupid shit like overflowing the bathtub water.

Oh, man, hormones, you be doing me...

July 6th really cannot get here fast enough. I want to hug my mom.

A mosaic of images from NASA’s Mars Rover Opportunity, via...

I Will Take My Chances on the Streets of...

We just saw The Strangers. I spent most of the movie with my hands over my head, peeking through my...

Mermaid Parade at Coney Island: Tomorrow

SRSLY

It amazes me what people will try to get away with if you let them. Yeah, I need to work, obviously,...

Fucking Birds

I just had a Fabio style encounter with a bird on Henry Street. Luckily I dodged being hit in the...

This Just In:

Another friend (my first boss in the fashion industry actually) just called me out of the blue to...

I love Betsey Johnson. I have loved her since I was in 9th...

Today's Agenda

Laundry. Work on project for ________. Colour copy ikat print (for above project). Return at...

I’ve been wanting to redecorate my bedroom and get rid...

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The Deepest Swimming Pool In The World (via...

That's It

Fuck you, Yahoo.

Little Sister: Well, I'm majoring in political science and minoring in gender studies.
Woman interviewing her: Well then, you'll probably be interested in me.
Little sister: Oh, yeah. I love your store...
Woman: No, I mean in relation to your school studies.
Little Sister: Oh?
Woman: I'm a man.

A Text From (one of) My Sister(s)

“What are Blossom and Six’s real names?” Is it bad that I knew the answer without...

Step One

I’ll admit, at first I was afraid, I was petrified. But then I thought, I just walked all the...

Mr. Belvedere

Jeff: The kitchen used to be upstairs, and the dining room was down here - in your bedroom. They used this thing, I forgot what he called it, a butler? This pulley system they'd use to lower the food...
Me: (laughing) A dumbwaiter?

Singin' in the Rain

Uhm, can we talk about the number of times I have been caught in a torrential downpour in the last...

Babies

I am totally freaked out by the idea of people who were born in the 80’s.

This is what I feel like.

No Love Like Self Love

I was going to write something completely different, but I just walked into the living room to find...

I own the sweetest ring ever.(By Metal Sugar.)

Up All Night

I just spent the night listening to satellite radio at my friend’s place, drinking wine and...

Real Quick

I hate when people say “reach out” to blahblahblah.As in, I was supposed to call you...

Already

Summer fucking rules.

supernice: Oh hi - did I ever tell you I had a sundeck? I...

The Robert Therrien show at Gagosian on 24th street....

Today I went to the beach. It was definitely the perfect way...

To funemployment!

When I see places like this I suddenly get the overwhelming...

M A S H!

Happy

Today is one of those days where I am so happy to live here.

I just saw a guy walking down the street with the sweetest...

“I am not young enough to know everything.”
— Oscar Wilde

On Art

Dana: I'm ready to make the corporate jump. I'm ready to have sick days and health insurance. I'm sick of being the broke artist.
Me: Fuck art.
Dana: Yeah! I want to go on vacation, damn it!

Jeff and Matt sent me some sweet pictures from their trip to...

I have decided that instead of taking a job on Thursday, I...

Letter to Elise

I’m working with a girl whose name sounds a lot like “Elise” (if you are a lazy...

Hot Town, Summer in the City

So wait, are there people still out there who don’t think our globe is warming? Cause, uh,...

Work

For an unemployed person, I sure have been working a lot. I started my new job (fun job, not...

So good

I am obsessed with the song “Heartless” by Graham Smith. Obfuckingsessed.

This little beaut was taken by Heather at Yacht Rock last...

Night of the Living Drunks

Oh, wow. Have you ever just wanted to go back and erase a night from your life? I would like to do...

allgrownsup: Sarah & I are twice as obnoxious when...

I am laying in my bed, eating fries,...

Yep, still drunk.

Thursday night: No Grrr

I just had about 50 billion Dark & Stormies (because I, myself, am dark & stormy) with this...

Grrr Pt. 2

I’m really frustrated. Just had a weird interview for a non-existent job, and as I opened my...

Grrr

Oh my God. It’s not even 9am and I already want to kill someone. And that someone just so...

Bleh

Here’s the thing: for the first time in my life I feel like a loser. I AM NOT GOOD AT THIS...

One of my favourite pictures I’ve ever taken at Coney...

(via supernice) “America, this is our moment. This is our...

Achey Breaky Stomach

I hate it when your friend tells you they have news, bad news, that they want to wait and give to...

They Don't Love You Like I Love You

I just discovered that you can map stuff on flickr. I’m sure the rest of the world has been...

I’m sorry, but I do judge books by their covers.

Manic Monday

Instead of telling you about how I almost punched someone in the face early this afternoon,...

My Two Cents

I’ve read conflicting reports that the Real World Ruins Brooklyn will be moving the cast into...

Yves Saint Laurent, 1936-2008

Bike love.

The Gowanus Goes Green festival was an excellent way to...

Let me tell you a little something about...

This morning I woke up naked on my bedroom floor.

Live from New York! It's Saturday...

My driver just offered me a job covering his second shift. He also didn’t believe I was 29 and...

It’s no secret that my roommate likes to decorate our...

Baby Steps Are For Suckers

I have decided that in addition to learning how to cook, I am going to start growing my own basil,...

Why I Stay

Every time I’m ready to pack it all up and head for the hills, I come home to Brooklyn.

Thanks, buddy

I feel like after having lived in New York, I know myself and who I am and what I want (or...

29 Going On 19??

I was going to reblog this, but I got off the dashboard and am too lazy to go back through it to see...

As You Would Like to be Treated

What ever happened to the Golden Rule? I think we would all be a lot better off if we started...

I’m in the market for some more toy...

“If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and...”
— Benjamin Franklin

I got this bright idea to make a sweet sailor dress for the...

I bought these spicy, pickled green beans by Rick’s...

“We need to make books cool again. If you go home with...”
— John Waters (via...

I Kinda Had to Open the Door

Every time I see a sign that says “Do not [do someth